Smutty Stories for the Adult Harry Potter Fan
So you like Harry Potter. You’re an adult, who also likes to do adult things. Like sex. If you’re like me, you get down and dirty with yourself regardless of how often you’re getting it. A lot of people just don’t LOVE porn or simply like to use their imaginations when getting off. Some people just want something a little more discreet. With the advent of the Internet, erotica became a lot more accessible, and a lot more interesting. Harry Potter erotica is only one of the many fandom-based branches of erotic fan fiction. Here is a taste of the wild and wonderful world of Harry Potter erotica for your reading (and rubbing one out) pleasure.
1) “A Better Way to Grieve” by Fanfictionfan365
The couplings in Harry Potter erotica don’t always make sense. Take, for example, this delightful little frisk in which Luna Lovegood helps George Weasley get through his yearly mourning period. If you’re into the Weasley brothers but always fancied yourself more of a Luna, this one is for you. Note: lots of throat fucking (there is a surprising amount of fellatio in Harry Potter Erotica).
2) “Harry Potter’s Ghostly Experience” by mercuryidols
This story is for those wanting a more "authentic" Harry Potter experience. Obviously, a LOT of sex happens at Hogwarts—it’s a giant castle full of secret rooms and magic. And…horny ghosts? Take a sensual journey as Harry gets Moaning Myrtle off in the bathtub, because, why not?
3) “Ginny’s Self-Help Fantasy” by mercuryidols
If voyeurism, masturbation, and "girl-on-girl" sex turn you on, then you’re in for a treat in this Hermione/Ginny fanfic. It follows Ginny’s fantasies about Hermione while they are summer roommates at the Burrow.
4) "Violet Potter: The Slaves of Lord Voldemort” by Apex113
If you’re into the bad guys, or at least into BDSM and sub/dom dynamics, this gender-swapped fic of “Violet Potter” as Voldemort’s slave just might do it for you. If it doesn’t, you can always check out some photos of a young Ralph Fiennes. In this story, Voldemort casts a spell on female Harry to turn her into his sex slave “pet."
5) "Deck the Halls” by greyfriars-bobby
Are threesomes your thing? How about threesomes with the Weasley twins? I can’t be wrong in assuming that many people going through puberty during the release of the mid-to-late Harry Potter movies fantasized about this. Can multi-Weasley sex be a genre on its own? The author uses the word “feels” instead of feelings, but other than that, this is something I can definitely get into.
6) "Naked Quidditch Match: Parts 1-10” by Dillan1
For this article, I tried to stay away from anything over one chapter or installment, and anything that didn’t get straight to the sex. This story, however, slipped through the cracks. It is a story of a game of truth or dare gone wrong and reinforced by magic, and is told entirely in emails. It has some sexy moments but for the most part, is hilarious, and in the context sports with magic, TOTALLY makes sense.
If these stories don’t quite satisfy your need for HP Smut, you can always head over to The Dirty Potter Project for some visual aids. There is also Harry Potter smut out there for all types. If you can dream it, someone has written an incredibly detailed fanfic about it. If erotica and artwork don’t do it for you, there are always the “3D ANIMATED HARRY POTTER PORN” videos on PornHub. I saw the screenshots and I’m too afraid to watch them, so be my guest.
Some general Fan fiction erotica warnings to head:
- Since the Harry Potter movies and book series take place when the protagonists are ages 11-17, many of the stories are reimagined with consenting adults.
- When browsing around for HP Erotica, take note of the tags on each story. Be aware of tags that you might find triggering, like rape, incest, etc. Stay safe out there!
- These are stories written by usernames on the Internet. Don’t expect perfect plotting, canon, or great spelling and grammar.
- Since the stories are largely heteronormative, many fanfics are as well.
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