Libra season starts on September 22, and this season is all about relationships. Libra is the sign of balance and relationships, so you’ll both need to ask for what you want and be willing to listen. Remember—relationships come in all types— monogamous, polyamorous...and guess what? The most important relationship of all: the one with yourself! Libra season asks us to cooperate, but don’t compromise your needs. Libra loves glamor and luxury, so please don’t hold back on enjoying yourself, and say yes to any spa trips. Have a sexy autumn equinox, dear readers!

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The full moon in Aries on September 24 brings a big climax in your relationships. Has a conversation been building? It’s about to burst. A confrontation may take place, but so can compromises. Even if things get heated, remember that you’re the sign of balance and relationships, and keep your cool. Listen to what your partner has to say rather than dominating the conversation.

Your ruling planet Venus begins its retrograde in Scorpio on October 5, finding you rethinking your values around money. This doesn’t always mean saving (although it could), have you been hoarding away and now are ready to live a little? The new moon in your sign, Libra, on October 8 is a great time to treat yourself to a makeover, which, especially if you’re single, can provide a much-needed confidence boost. Expect more monetary help when Mercury enters Scorpio on October 9, helping you plan your finances. Make sure to budget for some new sex toys. As the sign of partnerships, try out the Bender. It’s a sex toy that shapes to fit any body and can be used alone or with a partner.

Scorpio

Scorpio

The full moon in Aries on September 24 finds you putting something you’ve been dreaming about into action. This may not be sex, sorry to tell you, horny Scorpion. But it could mean things finally clicking professional and stepping into the spotlight. It’s definitely an important time to get organized, and especially to let go of the things you’ve been holding on to that have been cluttering your daily life. So, back to the sex, please do let go of any old lovers who have past their expiration date, as you’ll need all your power to accomplish your goals.

Venus retrograde begins in your sign on October 5—this is a time to slow down and reevaluate what you’re looking for, what’s important to you and what makes you feel loved. Are you getting enough attention? Don’t be afraid to bother friends or flirt with fuck buddies or make use of dating apps. Libra season is bringing fresh blood your way. Feel extra magical by wrapping our Scorpio-approved Snake Nipple Clamps around your neck (they double as a necklace!).

The new moon in Libra on October 8 asks that you catch up on rest and that you honor your psychic abilities. Don’t ignore the messages your gut sends you. Remember, after Libra season is your season, so rest your stinger to enter Scorpio season in full force. Mercury enters your sign, Scorpio, on October 9, finding you in a chatty mood.

Sagittarius

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The full moon in Aries on September 24 is ultra-exciting for your love life, horny sag. Fantastic sex is to be had. Creative inspiration flows, perhaps you’ll find yourself with a new partner who brings out sexual sides of you that you didn’t know existed.

Venus retrograde begins on October 5 in Scorpio, encouraging you to catch up on rest and to reconnect with your psychic side. Take few nights in to recharge and replenish after all that hot sex September left you with. Try our Shade sleep mask to ensure you get all the beauty rest you need. You’ll need that energy when the new moon enters charming Libra on October 8, which 8 is fab for socializing. Sagittarius loves to be the life of the party, so get ready for some attention. Maybe your sexy partner will be there, and get to see how bright you shine, if they haven’t noticed already. By the way, is this a covert love affair you’re engaging in, or are you and your partner just having such great sex everything feels exciting and fresh? Either way, Mercury enters Scorpio on October 9, finding you sending some secret love notes.

Capricorn

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The full moon in Aries on September 24 brings a culmination around an emotionally charged situation—you can finally let it go. This is an important time to get cozy and comfy with your loved ones, you need support. This may mean finally acknowledging and exiting a toxic relationship and relying on friends and family. Let them be there for you. Wear a Venus necklace to remind yourself how magical you are.

Venus retrograde begins on October 5 in Scorpio, finding you rethinking your values around your social life. Do you feel a bit stagnant? You’re also wondering how you want to help out the world in terms of activism. Perhaps a new job offer is on the way, to move your mind towards your passions and help heal any heartbreak. This theme continues when the new moon in Libra October 8 brings a fresh start to your career. And maybe it’s not just work life to get excited over. Mercury enters Scorpio October 9; this is a wonderful time for social networking. Say yes to your wild friend who knows all the kinky spots around town and finally hit up a sex party.

Aquarius

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The full moon in Aries on September 24 brings a big conversation. Have you been biting your tongue within your partnership to people please? The moon in Aries says it like it is—be brave about your truth! If your partner is acting in a way that goes against your values or is just annoying the hell out of you, healthily communicate that to them.

Venus retrograde begins on October 5 in Scorpio, finding you rethinking your values around your career. Is the work you’re doing producing the results you desire? The new moon in Libra on October 8 brings a fresh perspective. A sext from a faraway place may arrive, perhaps a lonely old lover. Have fun with it but think before you give into whimsical urges and enter an emotional affair if you’re already partnered with someone else.

Mercury enters Scorpio on October 9, and everyone seems to be talking about you—this is a great time to network professionally, and in even in your personal life, you’re feeling popular. Circle the date in your calendar and say yes to any party invitations around this time or throw one yourself. Need a bag to carry all your party favors? Try our Resist tote, ideal for the political-minded Aquarius.

Pisces

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The full moon in Aries on September 24 brings a climax around a situation that’s been building in your sex life. Have you been dating people you’re not that into, just so you don’t feel lonely? Or holding back on confessing a kink to your partner that you’ve been dying to try? Know your worth, pretty fish and ask for what you want in the bedroom and out. Maybe it’s time to get kinky with our stainless steel pinwheel.

Venus retrograde starts on October 5 in Scorpio, finding you rethinking a lot about your beliefs, and on an everyday level, communication. This could mean finally putting yourself out there in a way that’s bold and honest. Deep conversations arrive as Mercury enters Scorpio on October 9, just after the new moon in Libra on October 8, which will bring a fresh start to your sex life. If you’re poly or single, expect to meet some sexy new partners, or if you’re coupled, it looks like that fantasy will finally be fulfilled.

Aries

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The full moon in your sign, Aries, is on September 24. This bodes well for you, brave ram, and brings you a big climax in your life. You are growing and changing, so who you are in relationships is undergoing a shift. Perhaps a partnership is about to level up, whether it’s moving in together or talking engagement. If you’re single, this could just mean finally meeting someone who is up to par with your standards and admitting that you both dig one another.

Venus retrograde begins on October 5 in Scorpio, finding you rethinking intimacy— what’s really important to you? How much sharing—not just of emotions, but even finances—should you have in a relationship? These topics will be tackled as an ongoing discussion after the climax of the full moon. By the time the new moon in Libra rolls around on October 8, there will be a fresh start to your relationships, so it looks like you’ll have gotten what you wanted and have reason to celebrate. Mercury enters Scorpio October 9 encouraging an opening of communication around sex trust and intimacy. Share something you’ve always wanted to try but haven’t yet to celebrate the new closeness within your relationship. Want to make sharing more playful? Try our Truth or Dare cards to help you and your partner(s) open up.

Taurus

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The full moon in Aries on September 24 finds your intuition in full force, so trust those psychic instincts. We’re not encouraging you to snoop through anyone’s phone, but if you’ve been sensing shady behavior from anyone you’re dating, keep those pretty big cow eyes peeled. And catch up on rest, you’ve been working too hard. Taurus love relaxation and luxury, so don’t feel badly about indulging in some alone time. That includes masturbation, so make sure you have a small go-to vibrator, such as our Squish.

Your ruling planet Venus begins its retrograde on October 5 in Scorpio finding you reflecting on your relationship values. If your partner, or even a friend, was acting in hurtful manner, call them out and talk about it. It’s up to you if it’s time to cut cords or forgive, but either way, release and move on during the new moon in Libra on October 8. This is also an ideal time to get organized, to focus on self-care, and to clean up! For this new moon’s fresh start, how about some tk? Mercury enters Scorpio October 9 ramping up communication, your partners have plenty to say. You’ve shared your two scents this Libra season, now it’s time for you to listen.

Gemini

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The full moon in Aries on September 24 is major for your social life—wild fun is in the air! If you’re newly single, go out and party. But don’t go overboard, Venus retrograde begins on October 5 in Scorpio, encouraging you to reflect on self-care and rest. And clean your sex toys you made good use of! Stock up on our Booshies, which are both toy and personal cleansing wipes.

The new moon in Libra on October 8 brings a fresh start around your creative endeavors and your love life. Perhaps the two are intertwined, is there a partner you enjoy collaborating with? You’ve had a busy month, and tour ruling planet Mercury enters Scorpio on October 9, finding you bust getting organized. Make sure to carve out time for those you care about, even though we know that everyone wants the attention of a Gemini. If you don’t make time for love, when will it happen?

Cancer

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The full moon in Aries on September 24 is major for your career. Deals that you’ve been working on all year long may finally come to a close, giving you reason to celebrate and move on to the next thing. Venus retrograde begins on October 5 in Scorpio, finding you reflecting on your values in your creative life, and in your love life, too. Are you being true to yourself, or just dating and doing what’s been prescribed by society for you?

The New moon in Libra October 8 brings a fresh start to issues concerning your home. Crabs are masters at making beautiful homes and love nests. Our massage candle both looks beautiful and melts into sensual oil you can use alone or with a partner. Mercury enters Scorpio October 9 bringing flirtatious messages your way. Ask for what you want in bed!

Leo

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The full moon in Aries on September 24 brings excitement! Go on an adventure— take a trip if you can. Let your lion mane shine. See the world, party hard and have some fun. You’ll gain new perspective to take home with you. Venus retrograde begins on October 5 in Scorpio, finding you reflecting on your values around home, family, and feeling safe. Are you happy with your living situation? If there are changes to be made, use your lion confidence to make them. If you need to feel extra powerful, put on our goddess-like Golden Whip Cuff which is both beautiful and packs a punch.

The new moon in Libra on October 8 brings a fresh start around communication. The next day, Mercury enters Scorpio on October 9 finding you talking a lot about your emotions and boundaries. Remember, stay true to yourself, and when it comes to relationships, family, and your home life, don’t settle for anything less than you deserve, and if you’re in a toxic situation, now is the time to get out.

Virgo

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The full moon in Aries on September 24 brings major climaxes. Literally. This is an explosive full moon for your sex life! But, it will be emotionally intense, too. Talk about aftercare with your partner if you’re into BDSM or kink. Remember, regardless if you’re a top, bottom, or a switch (someone who does both) it’s crucial to check in with your partner the day after. Even in casual set-ups, don’t forsake intimacy for the sake of making sure the other person doesn’t expect anything serious. That’s just immature and selfish.

Venus retrograde begins on October 5 in Scorpio finding you rethinking your values around communication. Perhaps all that sex, and the conversations surrounding sex, will have taught you something, such as the value in holding boundaries, and you’ll apply it to all areas of life. This could mean changes in the way you conduct yourself professionally. The new moon in Libra October 8 brings a fresh start around money and self-esteem. Your ruling planet Mercury enters Scorpio October 9 encouraging you to express your needs. Ask for that raise! You’ll need coffee, so grab our Nasty Woman mug to keep you on your toes.


The Serpent Sluts are a coven of Brooklyn-based witches made up of Broadly/VICE astrologer Annabel Gat, GQ/Allure sex writer Sophie Saint Thomas, and Bustle/SYFY reporter Casey Halter. Listen to their weekly sex and spirituality podcast, The Serpent Cast. Follow them on Instagram

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