Virgo season opens on August 23: Virgo might be obsessed with purity and perfection, but this lusty earth sign is far from virginal. A full moon in emotional Pisces on August 26 encourages us to get deep with our partners, and Saturn retrograde ends on September 6, finding us reorienting ourselves around commitments. The new moon in Virgo on September 9 brings new opportunities and a fresh start (a start so fresh, that knowing Virgo, probably means it was Windex!). Mars enters Aquarius on September 10 and gets freaky, while communication planet Mercury zips through loud Leo, meticulous Virgo (entering the sign on September 5) and diplomatic Libra (entering the sign on September 21).

Virgo

The full moon in Pisces on August 26 is powerful for connecting with partners. Have you been feeling anticipation building? A climax is finally reached in your relationships on this full moon, both emotionally and physically, to enjoy the culmination.

Saturn retrograde ends on September 6, and shortly after, prepare for conversations surrounding commitment. It’s your season, so hope for good news and a clear path to move forward. The New moon in Virgo on September 9 is a fresh start for you, treat yourself to a makeover, or simply finally get that haircut you’ve been considering.

Mars enters Aquarius on September 10, which is a great time to clean up your sex toys, especially if you’ve been lazy about it. Organize them in a sexy trunk. Have you seen our Oh! To Go Bag? It contains condoms, a vibrator, lube, clitoral stimulation gel, and wipes for post-play. All the single Virgos can stick it in their bag and be perfectly prepared for their next sexy sleepover.

Mercury enters Virgo on September 5 helping you communicate your needs. Perhaps it’s time to disclose a kink to a partner? Organize your thoughts, and tap into your adventurous side, which Virgos don’t get enough credit for, and go for it. Remember to ask your partner if there’s anything they’ve wanted to try lately as a way to keep the conversation two-sided and break the ice.

Finally, you’ll find yourself budgeting, which you’re great at, as Mercury enters Libra on September 21 finding you talking about cash and self-esteem. More money rarely makes someone feel poorly about themselves; perhaps there’s an increase in income headed your way?

Libra

Libra horoscope

There’s a full moon in Pisces, a sign known for its philosophical nature, on August 26. You may find yourself realizing that you don’t have time for everything and everyone. Saturn retrograde ends on September 6 asking you to create firmer boundaries around your personal space, privacy, and home. If there’s someone in your life who is acting as an emotional vampire, draining you of your energy without giving back, don’t feel sorry about cutting them out of your life. Rest up and lean into your luxurious nature with our satin Shade sleep mask.

The new moon in Virgo on September 9 boosts psychic abilities, so if you’ve been feeling off, but not sure why, meditate for clarity during this period of renewal. The following day, Mars enters Aquarius on September 10 revving up your dating life and pulling you out of any ruts. You may meet someone new, a person you connect with right away, as Mercury enters Virgo on September 5 finding you sharing sexy secrets. Finally, Mercury enters Libra, your sign, on September 21 encouraging you to communicate your needs, which shouldn’t be too tricky while vibing with the right partner.

Scorpio

Scorpio horoscope

The full moon in Pisces on August 26 brings big drama to your love life, so remember to get plenty of sleep, meditate, and try to pause before you unleash your notorious stinger. A climax is reached, and whether it’s in your favor or not may be up to how you handle the situation.

Saturn retrograde ends on September 6, asking you to be clear and communicate your boundaries. As an emotional water sign, you feel plenty of things, but now is the time to collect yourself and speak with firmness.

A new moon in Virgo on September 9 finds you connecting with new friends. And yes, this could mean sexy friends. Let old lovers go; you’ve already had them. Mars enters Aquarius the next day on September 10, safety and protection are on your mind. Considering you may be enjoying new partners, are you stocked up on condoms? If not; check out our Party Hat condoms.

Mercury enters Virgo on September 5, which is a chatty, social time for you, and great for networking. Along with meeting new lovers, you may connect with people professionally and forward your career. Take a restful day on September 21, when Mercury enters Libra, boosting your psychic ability. You’re in a quiet mood, preferring to cuddle over having a chat.

Sagittarius

sagittarius horoscope

Have you been feeling torn between your public life and private life, strong centaur? The full moon in Pisces on August 26 asks you to find balance between the two opposing forces. Speaking of balance, you’ll need to apply such skills to your budget, as when Saturn retrograde ends on September 6 monetary reflection arises.

Such budgeting may prepare you for what’s next; the new moon in Virgo on September 9 brings a fresh start to your career. The following day, on September 10, Mars enters Aquarius, heating up communication. Utilize your magnetic abilities while maintaining cool, and with the stars in your favor, expect professional goals to be met. Has this felt like all work talk, and no love and romance? That’s okay; you’re just doing the prep work to get your professional affairs in order so you can relax and enjoy the love in your life. Get ready for many dates and opportunities to meet potential new partners or reconnect with current lovers, as when Mercury enters Libra on September 21 life becomes much more social for you. You can use Blossom Organics Warming Massage oil alone for self-care or with a partner during sex.

Capricorn

Capricorn sign

Happy Virgo season darling devil, have you been felt as if your throat chakra is blocked, or you’ve been biting your tongue? The full moon in Pisces August 26 brings big news your way, and the time will come to go ahead and express yourself, including any desires or resentments you’ve been holding towards your partnerships. Communication is key to all relationships, so such talks will help you move forward in your commitments as Saturn retrograde ends on September 6. The need to say what’s on your mind is amplified during this time additionally as Mercury enters Virgo on September 5. It’s a busy time for communication and learning.

If you’ve been working too hard, as Capricorns can do, the new moon in Virgo on September 9 inspires you to travel and learn new things, so take a long weekend. Pack a massage candle, which melts into massage oil, to set the mood and use with your partner. Just make sure to double check your budget and plan accordingly, as Mars enters Aquarius on September 10 heating up issues around money.

After you’ve taken some chill time, you’ll feel refreshed and ready to get back work. Mercury enters Libra on September 21, finding you busy chatting about your career and your goals.

Aquarius

Aquarius sign

Virgo season finds you facing difficult emotions that have been building all summer, water bearer. To begin, the full moon in Pisces on August 26 asks you to consider what’s really valuable to you. Mercury enters Virgo on September 5 encouraging you to talk about difficult things. Are you happy in your relationship? Are your needs being met? Are you ignoring feelings for someone? This is a time for reflection; and when you’re ready, expression. We all often need to be in a healthy place before we can boldly ask for what we want in life. Saturn retrograde ends on September 6 — are you getting enough rest? How about enough time alone? Both are crucial to think clearly, which will be important for you to do during this time. A politically-minded Aquarius in need of rest will appreciate our Wake Me Up in 2020 blindfold, which can also be used for kinky sensory deprivation.

The new moon in Virgo on September 9 asks you connect deeply with your most intense emotions, and in particular, issues concerning sex come to the fore. This could mean that you finally break sexual tension that’s been building with a crush by having sex and starting a new relationship, or much-needed intimate time along with your current partner, repairing any broken bonds. Whatever your relationship status, rejoice, as a beautiful fresh start is here. Enjoy the energy that accompanies it, as Mars enters your sign, Aquarius on September 10 revving up your energy. Finally, Mercury enters Libra on September 21 finding you in a philosophical mood and reflecting on an intense yet healing Virgo season. Don’t forget what it taught you.

Pisces

pisces sign

Happy Virgo season pretty Pisces. Have you been feeling confused within your relationships, romantic, platonic, or those in a grey area? The full moon in your sign Pisces on August 26 asks you to get in touch with what you want, so make time for reflection and meditation. Talk to the others in question as needed, Mercury enters Virgo on September 5 encouraging communication in your relationships.

Swim at your own pace, but expect some clarity when Saturn retrograde ends on September 6. You’ll find yourself setting new boundaries in your friendships, either standing up to toxic people, cutting off the sexual element of a friends with benefits situation that simply isn’t working out, or opening your heart to romance with a special friend. Such changes are also revealed when the new moon in Virgo on September 9 brings a fresh start around partnership. As a water sign, you feel emotions deeply, which can lead to over-thinking. Mars enters Aquarius on September 10 finding you a bit restless at night. Can’t sleep? Give into Pisces tendencies and enjoy some cannabis if it’s something you enjoy, and of course, masturbate, which is perhaps the healthiest sleep aid available. The Unbound Bender moves and flexes while vibrating to fit all bodies. After your rested and clear-headed, you’ll be inspired to connect and share with your partners more deeply, and they will wish to open up more to you as well when Mercury enters Libra on September 21.

Aries

aries sign

Cuddle up in your comfiest clothes and don’t feel bad about it, strong Ram! The Full moon in Pisces August 26 asks you to get in touch with your deepest emotions to aid you in trusting your intuition. So rest up to keep those psychic abilities sharp. The universe asks you for more preparation for what’s to come as Mercury enters Virgo on September 5 encouraging you to get organized. Saturn retrograde ends on September 6 finding you restructuring your plans around your professional goals.

Now let’s talk about sex, shall we? The new moon in Virgo on September 9 is a great time to clean up your sex toys. Try Booshies, which clean sex toys and bodies post-play. Our crystal ball sees hot sex in your future, so tap into that clean Virgo energy to make sure everything is nice and tidy for you to mess it up with filthy sex.

Remember and use the calm you felt post-orgasm, as while your sex life may be stellar, Mars enters Aquarius on September 10 heating up drama in your friendships. You’ll have the energy to connect with people, so to maintain the friends you want in your life, make sure to listen in addition to expressing yourself, you’re very good at the latter, strong Aries, but it can’t hurt to hear others out a bit more. Overall, this season bodes well for your relationships, when Mercury enters Libra on September 21 communication opens between you and your partners. Communication truly is the key to healthy relationships, both romantic and platonic.

Taurus

taurus sign

As much as you enjoy leisure, your restful routine may be interrupted, dear cow. The full moon in Pisces on August 26 brings drama and big emotions. Don’t just bottle them up or push them aside; sometimes things need to be shaken up so you can know how you really feel about what’s going on in your life. What’s going may lead to an exciting new romance; Mercury enters Virgo on September 5 bringing flirty messages your way. And thankfully, they’re welcome texts of attention. Saturn retrograde ends on September 6 encouraging you to move forward around a topic you want to learn or some traveling you want to do. Could this topic mean exploring a new kink with a new partner, or a spontaneous weekend get-away filled with sex? If it’s BDSM-related, try our Tether bondage tape.

The New moon in Virgo on September 9 brings a fresh start to your love life — even though you might not be sure where things are heading. Go with the flow, and trust in the universe that truths will be revealed in time. As much as we love labels, sometimes it’s okay to exist in a grey zone. Taurus can move slowly, so don’t be afraid to take your time in any new partnerships. As for your professional life? Mars enters Aquarius on September 10 revving up your energy when it comes to your career. Use that energy and plow forward; Mercury enters Libra on September 21 encouraging you to get organized and get work done.

Gemini

gemini sign

The full moon in Pisces on August 26 brings heightened energy, and you’re finding yourself at a crossroads. You’ve been ultra-focused on your career, but in doing so, have you neglected other areas of your life? Your home needs tending to right now. This could mean re-doing the bedroom, or something less sexy, like finally cleaning your kitchen. If you live with others, Mercury enters Virgo on September 5, encouraging communication between you and your family and roommates. Virgo season loves to clean, but if you hate it, remember that cleaning your space is a form of magic as it literally sweeps away bad vibes and spirits. If anything is left undone, the new moon in Virgo on September 9 is an ultimate time to spruce up your home, so use this energy to finish what you started.

Saturn retrograde ends on September 6 asking you to set boundaries in your intimate relationships. Is there a roommate not pulling their weight? Talk to them. Or have you and your partner been exploring an open relationship, or playing with others at sex parties? Don’t forget the discussions that must go into such adventures to make them add excitement to your relationship, not resentments. It looks like such conversations may go well, as Mars enters Aquarius on September 10 finding you in an adventurous mood. Go ahead and go on the date with the couple you’ve been considering, or say yes to the sex party invite. Wear your lube in the form of an adorable necklace like the Ice Cream Cone Lube Vial. Single and feeling stuck in a rut? Fear not; Mercury enters Libra on September 21 which is very flirtatious and will bring news from a crush. Good thing you finally changed your sheets!

Cancer

Cancer sign

Cancer is ruled by the moon, so you’re often ultra-affected by its phases. If you reflect on your emotional patterns, you may also notice that they wax and wane like the moon as well. The full moon in fellow water sign Pisces on August 26 brings deep and powerful conversations that will find you in a very emotional place. It’s been an intense summer, as the season starts to change, are you happy with the decisions you made? Mercury enters Virgo on September 5 encouraging communication and Saturn retrograde ends on September 6 asking you to rethink the structures in your partnerships. Like a crab shell, Cancers love to build walls, how do you feel about the ones in your romantic life you’ve either build up or broken down in the name of love?

If you don’t know exactly how you feel right now; that’s okay. The new moon in Virgo on September 9 is big for communication. You might not know what you want to say or what info you need, exactly; however, sharpening your listening skills and trusting your intuition will get you where you need to be. Until then, do what you do best: work on your home, and use that Virgo energy to tidy up. Mars enters Aquarius on September 10 boosting your energy and helping you clean up your home, work and personal habits. You may find yourself ready to reach out to say what needs to be said as Mercury enters Libra on September 21, finding you thinking and talking about private things. If you want to win someone back, gift them a Venus ring, the goddess of love and wealth.

Leo

leo sign

The full moon in Pisces on August 26 stirs up emotions and finds you connecting profoundly and passionately with your partners— however, it’s time to let go of the past. An ending may take place. Let it go! You can’t truly move forward for all the opportunities that await until you let go of what no longer serves you. Mercury enters Virgo on September 5 finding you talking about what you value. When it comes to exes or former relationships, when we’re still holding on, it’s easy to ignore the bad and miss someone while wearing rosy glasses and ignoring the shitty things they did to you. Face the truth and let them go. Better-suited partners will be in the picture soon enough. Treat yourself to some Bijoux Indiscrets Kissable Nip Gloss for the hot hook-ups that await.

Professionally, Saturn retrograde ends on September 6 encouraging you to get organized at work, and the new moon in Virgo on September 9 finds you reflecting on your budget. If you’re coupled, be careful not to hog the spotlight or roar louder than needed, dear lion, as your partners are in a heated mood when Mars enters Aquarius on September 10. Virgo season ends on a sexy note as Mercury enters Libra on September 21 creating flirty energy, it’s a fun time to sext. Try sexting throughout the day as part of foreplay so when you finally meet up with your partner, you can’t take your hands off one another.

The Serpent Sluts are a coven of Brooklyn-based witches made up of Broadly/VICE astrologer Annabel Gat, GQ/Allure sex writer Sophie Saint Thomas, and Bustle/SYFY reporter Casey Halter. Listen to their weekly sex and spirituality podcast, The Serpent Cast. Follow them on Instagram

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