Hey all you sexy ghosts and ghouls! Grab some popcorn (and your favourite Unbound toy of course) because we’re coming at you with our spooky, sexy horror movie syllabus! 

Here is our full guide to some of the sexiest horror movies and scenes of all time. There’s a little something for everyone including a variety of different kinks, creatures, and fantasies. Proceed with caution though…there may be some spoilers ahead! 

We’ve also created a rating system (out of 5 👻) that is not based on how good we think the movie is, rather how erotic we find them to be!

 

Jennifer’s Body (2009)

Rating: 👻👻👻👻

One word…succubus. After a virginal sacrifice gone wrong, the now demonically possessed Jennifer (Megan Fox) feels the need to feed on some horny teen boys. In addition to the overall lusty mood of the movie (because hellooooo succubus!), it also features some wlw (woman-loving-woman) undertones and even a hot make-out scene between Megan Fox and Amanda Seyfried!

 

The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)

Rating: 👻👻👻

Campy. Queer. Musical. What’s not to love about this cult classic?! After stumbling upon a mysterious castle in a storm, newlywed couple Janet and Brad become unexpected guests at the party of a lifetime. There are many innuendos throughout and a cross-dressing Tim Curry has dual sex scenes where he first seduces Janet and then later on Janet’s husband Brad…scandalous!

 

Midsommar (2019)

Rating: 👻👻

A couple on the rocks and a few of their friends head to a small Switzerland festival (that lowkey ends up being like a cult) for what they think is a relaxing vacation. There is a very intense sex scene that is also integral to the plot. Without giving *too* much away, it shows all of the women of the “cult” watching, chanting, and being very involved in the impregnation of one of their members.

 

Friday the 13th (2009 remake)

Rating: 👻👻

This remake of the 1980 box office hit came out in 2009 and unfortunately did not go over well with fans…but the “basically porn” sex scene was a hot bonus (even if the words “perfect nipple placement”) were used.

 

Daughters of Darkness (1971)

Rating: 👻👻

Trigger warning: domestic violence

This movie gets sexy right from the get go! Young honeymooners Stefan and Valerie cross paths with the countess Bathory, a mysterious and seductive older woman with an irresistible lure. After Stefan proves to be a creep (in more ways than one), the countess becomes especially focused on Valerie’s happiness and pleasure. 

In our opinion, the best thing about this vintage film is that the countess is basically a cougar unicorn looking for young, beautiful couples to prey on…which was quite the liberal concept for the early 70s.

 

Hostel (2005)

Rating: 👻👻👻

Three backpacking friends decide to take a trip across Europe and are lured to what they think is a hostel full of Svandanavia’s hottest women, instead they get the vacation from hell. On this wild Eurotrip (before all the horror) there’s some mlm (man-loving-man) undertones, a seductive sauna moment, and even a voyeuristic-type sex scene.

 

Dracula (1992)

Rating: 👻👻👻👻

Bram Stoker’s Dracula is closely based on the classic novel, the centuries old vampire Dracula travels to England to find his long lost love. The movie itself boasts an erotic undertone throughout the film with sexual innuendos, dirty talk between friends, and numerous steamy scenes including group sex and a sexualized biting from a hairy werewolf/vampire-like creature, Dracula himself.

 

Antichrist (2009)

Rating: 👻👻

Trigger warning: Sadomasochism, vaginal mutilation

More of an erotic thriller, we’re just going to start off by saying this movie gets *quite* intense. A couple grieving the loss of their child retreats to their cabin in the woods to try to heal together as things go from bad to worse between them.

What makes it so unique (and hot) however is that the actors performed real sex scenes throughout the film. For any kinky folks, there are multiple scenes featuring BDSM play, especially of the sadomasochism sort.

 

Alien: Covenant (2017)

Rating: 👻

This is for all the hentai honies out there! After a space unit unknowingly comes into contact with an alien species while on a mission, they must figure out a way to kill it…or be killed. During the cliche horror shower scene, a couple is fooling around when a tentacle appears out of the shower grate. Nothing sexual actually happens with the tentacle but you can fantasize about an alternative scene for yourself. 😉

 

Embrace of the Vampire (1995)

Rating: 👻👻👻👻👻 (we saved the best for last!)

Featuring the classic “good girl goes bad” trope, in Embrace of the Vampire, a young Alyssa Milano must choose between her boyfriend and a mysterious, seductive vampire who pleasurably haunts her in her dreams. 

What we really liked about this film was the sensual undertones; rather than the “quickies” you often see in slasher films, the sexy scenes in this movie (including some light restraint play!) have more of a romantic vibe while still being hot AF.

 

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Emily Zawadzki (she/her) is a femme lesbian with a passion for inclusive, pleasure-based sex education and sex toys! She works as an educator & content creator for Canadian sex toy company Stag Shop by day and freelance writes about sex by night. Learn more by following her on Instagram or checking out her website.