UNBOUNDIES 2024: A Round Up of Our Best Reviews!
Here at Unbound, we pride ourselves on making some of (what we believe to be) the best toys in the biz. But even more than that, we take pride that our customers are some of the funniest, most creative, honest people we have the ~pleasure~ of serving and that definitely comes through in our reviews. Passing around a colorful review that made us laugh (or go "awww!") is a pretty common occurrence in the office, and we thought it was about time we recognize some of these reviews with a little clout (and a cheeky gift card for the winners selected). Presenting: THE UNBOUNDIES!
OLLIE MADE ME BREAK UP WITH MY BOYFRIEND
Okay not completely true because he was pretty useless to begin with. But great final push. Thanks Unbound!
— M.C. about Ollie
TALK ABOUT SEXUAL EXPLORATION!
Jimminey Christmas this vibrator is a baaaaad mamajamma. This is my first and I’m in love!! Hits all the right places! Add in the Puff and some Jelly and you will be in a roll. So glad I stumbled upon this site. Just had a break up and feeling lonely and didn’t wanna use a person as a …. Lonely place holder so here I ammmmmmm. Thank you for your service in creating such a magical lover.
My wife started with it. Stated "I don’t know if it was worth the hundred dollars”.
I then had to scrape her off the ceiling after her orgasm. I said “ looks like it was worth it to me, hahaha.”
— Roland about Clutch
A (PRO)STATE ORGASM
Cumming to you directly from the front-line here at Knee-Wobble City, this reporter can ecstatically bring you all news that the Clutch absolutely should not be slept on by the prostate having community. The size, shape, and intensity of the vibrations from the Clutch were perfect for me and produced a mind melting orgasm. As a not particularly flexible individual, the handle was great for easy readjustment or a bit of extra motion at the right times. Simply cannot recommend this enough. One (happy customer) Channel News signing off.
— Stephen about Clutch
RECLAIMING AUTONOMY
10 years ago I was diagnosed with an STD and, as a pansexual individual, I felt extremely limited, and defeated, to the kind of intimacy I could not have with another woman. As a result, I, personally, refrained from pursuing women altogether. After having used Puff I was filled with so much, positive, emotion - stunned at how much I missed the (suction-cup) sensation. Needless to say I am feeling more eased and comfortable with the idea of pursuing women.
— Danielle about Puff
HONORABLE MENTIONS
4 YEARS OF PURE BLISS
I absolutely love this thing. I first purchased Ollie back in February of 2020 and since she's survived four moves, 3 ex-boyfriends, shower/tub time, international travel and has never let me down. Same strength as it was before no issues in holding a charge. She's a steal and built to last. If you'd like to transcend to the heavens now and again, go ahead and put this in your cart :)
— Imani about Ollie
I COMPARE YOU TO A KISS (FROM THE FOREHEAD KISSER)
Wikipedia defines a forehead kiss as "a social kissing gesture to indicate friendship and/or to denote comforting someone. A forehead kiss is a sign of adoration and affection." Personally, I have been looking for ways to increase the amount of adoration and affection that I consume daily, and when Unbound released the Forehead Kisser, I knew I had to have it. It's strong, it's tender, it's sure, and I have never benefitted more from a single purchase in my life. My forehead feels well loved, my serotonin levels have never been more consistent and replenished, and I can't stop talking about it with my friends!
— Rose about "The Forehead Kisser," aka Puff
FOR THE LAST 3 YEARS, MY WAND WAS MY BEST FRIEND.
My homie. My therapist. Well, she's dying. She holds less and less charge with every use. The power is fading. I knew it was going to be time to lay her to rest soon. Imagine my shock and horror when I see that paloqueth no longer sells this wand. My heart broke. I started my search for a new homie to keep in my bin of secrets. I found Ollie and decided to give them a whirl. They are like my old wand in her days of youth. Rumbly. Powerful. Ergonomic. And, they're waterproof unlike my old wand! My world has been shaken, literally. I am so glad I found a new friend before my old one met her end. Now she can go out gracefully---a memory kept in a bin under the bed.
— T.J. about Ollie
We are hetero senior citizens and in a wonderful newish relationship. Since we lack raging hormones, we got the Ollie…and it’s fantastic. Intercourse with him inside and me on top with Ollie creates incredible orgasms. We will be practicing and experimenting more!
— Rhoda about Ollie
